Jonz Nesam
Trainee
Hardcore Indie
"Those words, at best, were worse than teenage poetry"
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Post by Jonz Nesam on Aug 23, 2010 22:19:49 GMT -5
As Joshua walked into the school, he saw some of the school douchebags beaten and spread out on the floors of the building and on the courtyard. "Jonz!" said Lisa, some random chick who knows Adam's identity. "The Forest Coyotes came by and they beat everybody up." Jonz smiled "Wow, what an awesome day to miss the buss haha." Lisa looked at Jonz. "No, they took Namine. "@#%#!!!" screamed Jonz. He called Seifer and told him to screw off and he's not wasting his time with a debriefing. He ran all the way to the abondoned Timber Maniacs building and kicked open the door. "Hey assholes I'm here!"
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Post by Trever Valens on Aug 23, 2010 22:46:05 GMT -5
Trever was walking down the hallway of the abandoned magazine cooperation building with two of his other gangmates. This was all just a fun little reunion mission to them. "You sure its ready? I dont want anymore accidents, boys." Trever chuckled with a sadistic grin. "We're sure boss." One of the bigger men said in a husky tone as he nodded to his old friend. "Good. Be ready for anything. Just like I taught all of you." Trever jumped up onto an old crate in the topmost room of the largest building in Timber as many of his goons watched, inspiried by there old leader, the savage Demon of Timber. "And T-Valz said, Let there be light, bitches!" Trever began to howl, as did the rest of the pack throughout the whole building. The lights all came on at once, all hallway lights glowing an eerie red. Trever heard the downstairs entrance open suddenly. He grinned again. "I hope youve woken up from your nap, boys. Its time to prove yourselves to your COUNTRY once more. My Coyotes! Go and hunt for me once more!"
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Post by Trever Valens on Aug 23, 2010 23:05:14 GMT -5
Back downstairs, the first batch of Coyotes charged toward Jonz, one with an assault rifle and two others with FF7 gunblades that Jonz hates so much. (Because its official, the signature weapon in T-Valz's army are the shooting type gunblades. More frequently a blade broader than T-Valz's katana. Cos the katana takes SKILLZ)
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Post by Trever Valens on Aug 23, 2010 23:27:10 GMT -5
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Jonz Nesam
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Hardcore Indie
"Those words, at best, were worse than teenage poetry"
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Post by Jonz Nesam on Aug 23, 2010 23:31:50 GMT -5
"Wow you guys aren't coyotes, youre nothing but pussy......cats." said Joshua. "Real men use gunblades that don't shoot." said Joshua as he rounded up the first two thugs and shoved their faces together forcing their lips into eachother, he quickly cast Quake to trap them and keep them in place. "ONLY FAGS, USE GUNBLADES THAT SHOOT!" Joshua looked at the last guy with a rifle and sliced his rifle in half. "ONLY LAGUNA AND IRVINE ARE COOL WITH GUNS THE REST OF YOU SUCK ASS!" he pinned the last thug down and knocked him in the temple with the hilt of his gunblade, making him unconscious. He ran to the save point by the stairs. "What the fuck do you mean, memory full, what if I die dammit, this ain't Crash Bandicoot there's no checkpoints!!!!" Joshua screamed. "Fine delete my Dance Dance Revolution data, not DDR Supernova!!! I swear if I lose my high score on Dance, Dance...I will put Kool~Aid in your disc drive." Joshua clung to the wall outside the stairway, awaiting the second wave...
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Post by Trever Valens on Aug 23, 2010 23:46:15 GMT -5
Another wave did come rushing down the stairs, but another man came up from below, trapping Jonz inbetween a total or 3 more men. The one behind shot repeatedly in his direction with an assault rifle. Another guy charged up an Ice spell, trying to then encase Jonz in ice. The last man used Guard, hed dive infront of any hit for his comrades.
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Jonz Nesam
Trainee
Hardcore Indie
"Those words, at best, were worse than teenage poetry"
Posts: 145
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Post by Jonz Nesam on Aug 24, 2010 0:08:55 GMT -5
"Ohhh fuck....um ok, action replay, enemy cheats, disable guard, ok...wait I have to restart the game...ok that's a no.". Joshua complained, frustrated. "Alright that's it!!!" Joshua casts Time on the guy using Guard. Joshua took twisted his gunblade using the wide edge as a shield against the bullets. He casted Stoneja and burried the Ice Thug. He slashed the arm of the guy with the rifle off and grabbed the severed arm. He beat the newly one armed goon unconscious with his own arm and shoved it up the other guys ass. "Double Fatality you sick bastard." said a very deep voice. Joshua ran up the stairs and hit the Save Point. He tightened his stance preparing for the next attack...
((holy crap still no one dead))
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Post by Trever Valens on Aug 24, 2010 0:20:05 GMT -5
Some random ninja class mofo came out of no where up from behind Jonz and put his hands together, only index fingers up. with those to index fingers, he pierce into Jonz ass screaming, "1000 years of Death!" this sent him through the wall.
((Oh yeah. Naruto reference ho XD))
A huge guy in full heavy armor, equipped with a minigun, woddled into view and rained a storm of bullets in Jonz's direction.
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Post by Trever Valens on Aug 24, 2010 0:35:20 GMT -5
Meanwhile....
Trever was looking out the window from the top floor of the Timber Maniacs travel magazines old office building. "Soon...all government corruption will be purged from this land. A new order will be here...Me. The head of that order?" Trever started talking to himself. His oldest and bestest childhood friend, Marcus approached with a smart grin and an assault rifle over his shoulder. "Who would of thunk it, right mate?" Marcus winked, though it could of passed as a blink since his other eye was covered with an eye patch. "I wouldn't of ever...just go make sure that brat from SeeD is silenced. Take Greg with you. No accidents this time." Trever turned and smirked. Marcus nodded once as a big muscular brute was seen taking up a giant buster sword in the background. "None at all." The big one, Greg, grumbled in a silent tone. "Bet on it." Marcus nodded again and the two walked out. Trever turned to the window again with an evil grin. "Fools."
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Jonz Nesam
Trainee
Hardcore Indie
"Those words, at best, were worse than teenage poetry"
Posts: 145
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Post by Jonz Nesam on Aug 24, 2010 0:41:12 GMT -5
"Ohh god my ass...." Joshua looked at the ninja, and saw a glowing text appear in front of the ninja. "You just earned the Title...Butt Pirate." Joshua laughed as he watched this. Joshua ran to the distracted ninja and jammed his gunblade up his groin. "How does that feel, huh asshole?" Joshua narrowly avoided the bullets until every time he had to reload, then he would jump in, slash away, and jump back before the heavy machinery guy could shoot again. He did this until the big guy fell. He ran up to loot the bastard until glowing text appeared in front of him "You are too enexperienced to equip this item." "DAMMIT!" Joshua screamed. He ran to the stairs and got halfway he stopped as he saw...
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Post by Trever Valens on Aug 24, 2010 0:48:04 GMT -5
5 gunblade mofos, 2 snipers, 3 healers, another heavy machine gunner, annnnnnnnd 4 other people with just pistols.
You best be scared.
Both snipers took their shots, the machine gunner readied his minigun and the pistol guys fired a way. The gunblade aimed, ready to fire at any moment.
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Jonz Nesam
Trainee
Hardcore Indie
"Those words, at best, were worse than teenage poetry"
Posts: 145
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Post by Jonz Nesam on Aug 24, 2010 22:46:24 GMT -5
"GOOFY!!!!!" screamed Joshua. Joshua's clothes turned red and a second gunblade in his hand." He assulted the horde thugs and they all magically disappeared into hearts, stars, dark matter, and bubbles. A glowing text appeared in front of Joshua. "You have earned the title Valor Form and Button Mashing n00b" Joshua fluttered away at the glowing glowing text with his gunblade and preceded to the 5th floor as his clothes returned to their normal color and his second gunblade disappeared...
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Post by Trever Valens on Aug 24, 2010 23:22:35 GMT -5
A young woman was patroling on the next floor. She looked to Jonz as she came in. "So youre the brat all the Coyotes are howling about." She turned her back to him. "If only they were half as great as their leader. Now that would be a world changing army to match such a powerful man." She sighed weightlessly. "Oh, that Trever Valens...I cant remember a day we all werent lusting after that stallion." She seemed to be having an orgasm just thinking about him. "Of course he had his way with all my girls. He was right to save the best for last. Boy, I made him work for it, but no woman can go without falling prey to such charm." She sat down on a stack of magazines and crossed her legs. "That kid sure was a champion...even at 12 years old." She sighed. "I could just imagine him now..." She now finally looked to Jonz. "But you came here for a fight though, right SeeD boy? Tch...you may be able to take down the coyotes but Trever, I, and my Forest Cats will be a much bigger challenge." She stood up.
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Jonz Nesam
Trainee
Hardcore Indie
"Those words, at best, were worse than teenage poetry"
Posts: 145
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Post by Jonz Nesam on Aug 26, 2010 2:56:56 GMT -5
"OBJECTION!!!" screamed Joshua, he walked toward the stairway without awknowledging his own outburst. "There's no way you and Trever dated, he's no chubby chaser." Joshua said coldly. Joshua was all kinds of douchebag, but he didn't hit girls. However she was an enemy so he had to do the next best thing. He walked past her without even glancing, he continued his verbal assualt. "So other than guarding his tower, what do you do when youre not hibernating?" he asked. "Perhaps I'm being too subtle, I'm calling you fat, hairy, and unbecoming." Joshua spat. "This molding building has more sex appeal than you." Joshua's hand reached the rail of the stairway to the 6th floor. "So what did you like the most about Trever?" Joshua asked. "Was it how he filled your hole with his semen or how he filled the void left by your father." Joshua was walking up the stairs when he heard the sound of cries, bulimia, and little drips of blood go down from the woman's wrist to the pile of her vomit and tears. He wondered if hitting girls would be more forgiving to his soul, which cracked a little bit with every horrible thing he said...
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Post by Trever Valens on Aug 26, 2010 7:13:08 GMT -5
Tyra, the leader of the Forest Cats, is confused and pained by your hateful bashing. You gain -50 Karma as she runs passed you, crying. "Youre dead, kid! AND youre wrong!" She turned back to him and said. She then sicked angry wild cats and dogs on his ass before leaving the room.
So now your stuck with 10 of each plus 2 more dogs that are totally going at it, with no interest in charging for you.
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