Trever Valens' dirty little secrets

[Jonz Nesam]

TxValz Me and @zombiecorepop talk about porn together, #nohomo
2 days ago

TxValz I'm #hornyforjustin I eat him for breakfast, he's soo yummeh <3
2 days ago

TxValz My account just got hacked by some jealous loser fag....Lame....
3 days ago

TxValz You know what the difference between my gunblade and my penis is, my gunblade shoots off with more consistency.
3 days ago

TxValz You know what the difference between my gunblade and my penis is, my penis is even thinner and a lot shorter.
3 days ago

TxValz I'll fuck you, you, and especially you, deffinately not you, hopefully you, you and your cute friend right there(minus the you), and um you.
4 days ago

TxValz Holy Tits! (No really, I'm fucking an angel)
4 days ago

TxValz Oh man be penis is so gonna go inside Elstan Shadow again, sorry Cloud. It's not my fault I'm better than you...and Yazoo, Loz, and Kadaj.
4 days ago

TxValz @zombiecorepop My sexyness ironically makes me a non-sexist.
4 days ago in reply to ZombiecorePop

TxValz I am Sofa King your mom Two Knight.
4 days ago

TxValz Trever: OMG I WANNA WATCH!!!! Rob Patz is gorgeous in that movie!!!!! I mean....boobs...r awesome >.> stop it witchur lady gaga
4 days ago

TxValz Alpha Kenny Body
4 days ago

TxValz Okay, I got a boner...now there's a crotch rip in my pants.
4 days ago

TxValz Oh fuck I just ripped another condom, how can they not have my size. My Super Godzilla XL just ripped right after.
4 days ago

TxValz I can't spell today, even though I just fucked my hot English teacher, Quistis. Damn she knows how to work them whips.
4 days ago

TxValz Dear vigins, I will shread your hymen in pieces.
4 days ago

TxValz For every time you bleed I go faster.
4 days ago

TxValz I'm really good and fucking, cumming, molesting, banging, and raping.
4 days ago

TxValz Oh my god I'm horny and your right next to me...LETS DO IT!
4 days ago

TxValz I can bukkake a girl all by myself, impressive huh?
4 days ago

TxValz She's up to her stomach in cum...whoops
4 days ago

TxValz I want a balck girl...
4 days ago

TxValz Some people call it atomic bombs, I q
4 days ago

TxValz Let's do it, hard.
4 days ago

TxValz Bitches lick my dick for kicks
5 days ago

TxValz Oh man, lifting weights and shaving all day...who want some newly groomed Trever Valens
5 days ago

TxValz So I just told the Yoga Instructor to do the downward dog, for me. Damn I'm awesome.
5 days ago

TxValz My dad, he's just so comforting. I love him so much. ^_^
5 days ago

TxValz Time to neglect accidental offspring that no longer live with me!
5 days ago

TxValz What two things in the air can get a woman pregnant? ~Her legs
5 days ago

TxValz In a hot threesome with two girls, one of them says I call her steering wheel, I'm like it's ok I'm a backseat driver.
5 days ago

TxValz Dammit doctors!! I told you, penis reduction is NOT AN OPTION!!!
5 days ago

TxValz Humps some girls in my crib
5 days ago

TxValz Dear god is that a porcupine between your legs, ir have you never heard of a razor and lotion
5 days ago

TxValz Justin Beiber just got punched by me
5 days ago

TxValz This is not good...
5 days ago

TxValz Oh man I'm hard
5 days ago

TxValz Me getting hard=hole in her wall
5 days ago

TxValz Holy shit my penis got even bigger
5 days ago

TxValz I need more bitches bit.ly/aARkmj
5 days ago

TxValz Wolf jizz FTW
5 days ago

TxValz My dad can be so badass at times, then he starts the lecture...
5 days ago

TxValz Seifer Almasy is a dick. Don't tell him I said that...
5 days ago

TxValz Really, I gotta stop drinking and smoking...in bed...with two girls...ones a virgin...just broke her freaking hymen in half
5 days ago

TxValz 8========D
5 days ago

TxValz So, where's Desi...I miss her... ;(
5 days ago

TxValz She's mad I came inside her but it's a huge penis, it takes a while to get out...
5 days ago

TxValz My love juice got inside her again, *cocks gun* don't worry I got this.
5 days ago

TxValz Joshua is being emo again, someone needs a massive dry hump...
5 days ago

TxValz And all my bitches at Balamb go "Eh-oh spankme daddy!"
5 days ago

TxValz Oh man, I really gotta check that giant thing sticking out of my crotch, it's size is getting outta hand.
5 days ago

TxValz ...and thick, I forgot thick.
5 days ago

TxValz It's hard to shave my penis when it's soo long.
5 days ago

TxValz Cloud may like to talk big, but we know I'm in Elstan's mind 25/8, yeah I'm awesome Elstan thinks of me in time lengths that are impossible.
5 days ago

TxValz Sometimes being this sexy is a pain.
5 days ago

TxValz I mean really sexy
5 days ago

TxValz I'm sexy
5 days ago

[Jonz Nesam]

This is 100% straight from Trever Valens' Twitter account.

[Trever Valens]

Ey, leave the tweets for gay ass twitter XD

[Jonz Nesam]

Whoops, haha

[Desiree Hale]

#8 scares me...

[Trever Valens]

I told u the jealous fag loser did it >=0
He haked me good XD

[Namine]

i just made a twitter im gonna follow you

[Trever Valens]

All the ladies follow T-Valz.

[Trever Valens]

Hot naked chick fallin out the fuckin sky

Oh yeah and FFVIII

[¥Tomi Takeshi¥]

Yay?

[Trever Valens]

Dude you dont get it? The kids are playing FFVIII in this scene XD
And they're also playing it co op apparently, which is impossible lol
But thats besides the point XD